Usage of MarkMatson.com skyrockets
It is with great excitement that I announce a huge increase in consumer interest in new blog start-up MarkMatson.com.
Page views on the site jumped from 1 view on Wednesday 17th to a staggering 40 views on Thursday 18th, an astronomical climb of 4000% which translates to an annual growth rate of 1460000%. Readership levels remain steady.
CEO and founder Mark Matson partially attributes the growth spurt to the newly-discovered talents of partner and business associate Lauren Anderson. Anderson's recent blog entry exposed an enchanting and sublime writing ability that is credited with catalysing the new public interest. Mark commented earlier today - "We're really pleased with Lauren's efforts. She's certainly surprised a lot of people with her post".
Responding to criticisms that Anderson will turn out to be a "one-hit wonder", he said "I think anyone who is able to recognise true quality will acknowledge that Anderson's work will stand the test of time".
MarkMatson.com (StockWatch: MMAT) is seeking VC funding next month and hopes to raise at least $US20 million in the first round.


8 Comments:
Oh, it's just another post by Mark. What happened to Lauren? WE WANT LAUREN! BRING BACK LAUREN!
BR Bulbous Rectum
Outstanding growth in the Asian regions. Excellent work, Mark I praise your efforts to expand your market penitration. Watch out Berkshire Hathaway.
Dave Kitney
CEO Kitters Incorporated
Thanks for the feedback, guys. You know the reason we do all this is for the readers. You guys are what makes us successful.
WE LOVE YOU
BR Billy Ray
hey! why isnt there a dot over india from my last post? i live with those poor street kids in bombay man. give us a dot! those poor streetkids...
I see the fire in their eyes!
Be prepared for the comeback of digitalbugsy... a new attack will be launched in the next few weeks...
p.s.
You Lose!
Eh... what about
This
You may have won the battle, mon amie, but I shall win
the war!
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